" he asks the angel..."SSSHHHHH..." the angel whispers, "keep your voice down, they think they are the only ones here!"I don't at all mean to change the subject, but I didn't know where else to post this.
he would spend a lot of time trying to convince my girlfriend and me to come to his church.
when i said "no" he pointed at me and said "you're going to burn in hell unless you accept jesus christ" or some such rot. There should be more of this kind of religeous zeal among the hyper-christians. A case could then be made that God is truly merciful and loving to all humans since he ended the nagging that this poor sinner had to endure for 40 years. Imagine if you had more power than you already have."i used to work next to a born again "christian".
In your world, intolerance and hate and objectification of peoples would run rampant, becasue, after all, they are worthless sinners, not fit to look at the sandals of YOUR god.
If this is your heaven, if this is your paradise, send me to farking hell.
Hey didn't any of you see the episode of South Park when the truth was revealed.... I have no problem with people voicing their opinions/beliefs/past experiences, but I see more than one post that sounds suspiciously like "Hey Kettle, you're black. Sure, part of me wishes more people see eye-to-eye on this, but I am more than realistic enough to know that that's not possible. Athiests are more authoritarian than Pentecostal Christians."so what you're saying is although i've led a good life and never harmed anyone, this guy who went to jail for armed robbery & murder will go to heaven and i wont? A few yards later he sees a group of Jews rebuilding the temple.
This is a glorious sight and he walk on even further.
(Bob's people were lovely, but they always invited visitors to go to the local club and play Bingo, and the pokies. "so what you're saying is although i've led a good life and never harmed anyone, this guy who went to jail for armed robbery & murder will go to heaven and i wont?
I don't drink and I don't gamble.)-When a major decision has to be made, who will have the final say, and on what principles will that decision be made? His criteria - whatever suited him best.)-With so many homes these days not only having personal computers, but also having access to the Internet, will your husband agree with you as to what kind of information to download to your hard-drive? if people like that are the only ones who get in YOU CAN KEEP IT, nutjob.
Homosexuals would be jailed for expressing their love becasue it corrupts your precious children.
I would be jailed for seeking to worship as I choose, and my children would be forced to listen, every day, to prayers to your God over the intercoms at school.
The woman who has this website obviously wasn't willing/able to work at her relationships. As far a CC being a satirist, believeable, but it's still fun to yank his/her chain. I feel sorry for the Almighty, having to deal with those cornballs for an eternity. I have not once made a religious post here (not that I've been here long) and I don't intend to start now for that very reason. as he gets there he is greeted by an angel who will guide him to his eternal ever after...