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Billy peed his pants." - "Of course I peed my pants, everybody my age pees their pants.
You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants." - "Wow!
Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said!
You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake." The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) - "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys. " - "Because I never had sex with him." - "You sucked his dick! We never had sex but we fooled around." - "Oh my God!
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