That seems impossible now even with the arrow pointing straight up.” “Stop f*****g around. Y’all act like children and when someone does it back to you, you blame them.When in reality, it is karma for you being a piece of shit.” “Went to Halloween parties and continued to get so drunk that I blacked out after losing a game of battleshots, I got told I pissed off the balcony and passed out in the hall.Senior year came around, I had lots of sex, smoked a lot, drank a lot, and I’m still baby & STD free about to make my way into the sports industry after interning with the NFL over the summer.
College humor dating stories
I was just trying to be a gentleman and treat her like a human.
2 months later she informed me that I would be sharing a child with her.
Everyone thinks we’re virgins just bc I’ve never told anyone about my one night stands or kinky gf.
Am I seriously the only guy out there that is capable of respecting a girls privacy?
“Hooked with a different girl every weekend until 1st day back junior year this adorable freshman girl walked up to me and asked me for directions to her dorm.
Had her follow me, she invited me in and we clicked, talked for hours and bc she was so sweet, I immediately fell head over heals in love with her. Got back to her place, told her I’m falling in love with her.
I became an alcoholic my freshman year and almost flunked out as a virgin with practically no friends.
Sophomore year, I smoked way too much weed and grew some balls to start using the trial and error method with some decent looking girls. My four roommates were constantly fighting over who’s king of the apartment. Locked down a long term, attractive friends with benefits for a few months.
She told me she felt the same way and she wanted me to be her first so we made love.