If you’ve ever seen “Twilight,” you know just how sexually frustrating it is.There’s a whole lot of staring and heavy breathing without actual sex.
It seems the older we get, the less acceptable being single becomes.
Being single is a lot like binge drinking: It’s perfectly fine until you graduate from college, then it’s just frowned upon.
(I always knew Chucky Cheese had a secret.) Furry is a dating website for these unique fur-lovers to love and pet each other until they cough up a hairball. At least the other nine dating websites on our list have a common interest in mind.
Instead of showing the real people behind the masks and ears, profile pictures show their furry personas. As bizarre or unusual as they may be, people on those sites are genuinely looking for others who think like them.
The best part is the disclaimer: “420does not advocate the use of any illegal substances.” Really? Madison is, but she’s running the Underground Railroad for cheaters. Aspiring members on this site begin by selecting their relationship status—“attached” or single. A man’s eyes tend to wander from a woman’s face, but this is especially bad when his face is already at chest height.
How do you explain the “Pass a Drug Test” link on your homepage? In the real world, singles are upset to learn they’ve been dating a married man or woman. However, there’s a catch: It’s for tall people and their “admirers.” This means all the people with tall fetishes can join the website, too. Freaks on this site might want to climb their way to the fruit, but this tree won’t be climbed. Gene This sounds like a sci-fi experiment to me; it’s just creepy.Forget getting to know each other and the importance of personality. As the name suggests, this is a website for cougars. Date My is a networking website for pet lovers seeking friends or partners.Baby-making aside, how could DNA compatibility be so important in a relationship? Not the big kitty, of course, but older women seeking much younger men. Middle-aged men lose their hair and get a motorcycle; cougars lose their husbands and get a young, hot man. Honestly, this sounds like an animal-abuse violation waiting to happen. They’re often recluses who love their cats more than people.Like an alcoholic, you’re made to feel incomplete by society’s standards. It only took 10 minutes on Google to answer that question. Take it from us, it might just be better to stay single. 420Rumor has it Cheech and Chong met on this marijuana-friendly dating website and it seemed to work out well for them.For people with foot fetishes to fanatic farmers to “furry” friends, there does appear to be a dating site for every imaginable quirk. It’s free, easy and green, just as any single stoner would have it.They can be found in organized groups and conventions much like “Star Trek” fans. Beautiful has been featured on countless TV shows and all over the Internet.