I say that if he wants you to touch his dick, you get some say in what it smells like.Some Nice Wine: The best gifts are the ones that are really for yourself, and you'll both need something to get you drunk once he admits to himself that he doesn't like scotch whiskey.
Some New Sex Stuff: Look, even "Party In The USA" gets old if it's the only song you ever listen to.
No one's saying you need to buy a sex swing, just change it up a little bit. Post some anonymous n00dz to r/gonewild and have some hot sex to the thought of a bunch of Reddit nerds fapping and diddling themselves to your naked splendor.
Winc has a pretty cool concierge service going, making this a little more sentimental than just going to Trader Joe's and buying something a step above the two-buck Chuck.
What's that, you drank the whole bottle before I got home from work? *looks up local AA locations* A Weekend To Himself: Even if you don't live together (and especially if you do), you probably spend most of your free time together.
Some Decent Cologne: I can't begin to tell you which kind exactly, because everyone's different and everyone likes different smells.
But something in the -0 range will do, so that at least he'll stop wearing that goddamned Polo Blue like it's still 2004.
Class Pass: Group fitness is such a legitimate phenomenon that gone are the days when Class Pass was only good for barre and spin classes.
The trouble with most workouts is that you get bored of the routine, and this is obviously the opposite of that.
Bose Sound Link Mini II: You probably don't throw big, raging parties all that often, but it's still nice to be able to listen to music without waking up the whole apartment building.
The Bose speaker has incredible quality and battery life, and it gets as loud as you'd reasonably want something to.
But it's only for the first month (you can just cancel it for him as soon as you order it if you don't want to pay for more), and it'll help him be less disgusting so maybe you'll keep him around longer.