October 10th The temperature hasn't been below 35 all week. Inside, she showed him the cards and asked him to pick one. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door...
But getting used to the heat is taking longer than I expected. Scooby doo be doo be doo" The day before Father’s Day, Mary Murhpy took her three-year-old son, Paddy, to the Easons to pick out a card for his Da. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped.
October 20th: I missed Kitty (our cat) sneaking into the car when I left this morning. Red with frustration he checked it a third time and slammed it closed, this time harder then ever.
A little while later, Paddy came out again, went to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it shut again. As John was getting ready to edge the lawn, Paddy came out of his house again and marched straght over to the mailbox.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled "You can be THE man in your house" He stormed out to his wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm running this show, and my word will be law.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no August 31st Just got transferred with work into our new home in Mount Isa, Queensland!! You'll prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating it you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert.
John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him.
Paddy was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots. only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t on. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window, and turned the wheel. His father said, 'Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is 0,000 and your mother just lost her job. Looking around, and seeing John O’Leary sobbing at the bar, one said to the other.” Look Paddy....there’s that idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it! Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. The woman remains outside the compulsory three metre exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly activities can take place without the interference of the woman. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great.There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. ' Little Joseph told him, 'I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. I watched the sunset from a deck chair on the verandah It was beautiful. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine... He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat. The man takes the meat off the BBQ & hands it to the woman. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and brings them to the table. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off" - and upon seeing her anoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women! November 8th: If another wise arse cracks, "Hot enough for you today? November 9th: Tried to run some messages after work. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand. By the time I get to work the car's radiator was boiling over, my clothes are soakin feckin wet, and I smell like baked cat!! " My wife had to spend the ,500 mortgage payment to bail my arse out of jail for assulting the stupid fecker. What kind of a sick demented feckin idiot would want to live here? " The man looked at the host and said, "You know, 'Olive,' the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names..." A young monk arrives at the monastery. Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried arse, and baked cat. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy,it would never be picked up!